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Repost of "Rules for sending me messages"

I originally posted these under "rules for sending me messages" because I kept getting flooded with friend requests from jerks who could care less who you really are, only your relationship status..geez no wonder they are alone! Anyhoo, I thought they might entertain someone, so here they are:


1. Do not under any circumstances call me a "great beauty." All that does is insult my intelligence and expose you as a liar.

2. Do not write me poetry. I hate sappy bullshit. Unless it's funny, dark or twisted, I don't want to read it. I hated Shakespeare in school and I don't want to read it now.

3. I don't like to go on long walks on the beach, hold hands while strolling down the lane or any other stupid vomit. Telling me that stupid shit will get you blocked.

4. Why would you bother messaging me if you are a christian? If you are thinking about harrassing me about being an atheist or thinking you can "score one for Jesus©" then you are so very seriously mistaken. I have no problems with religious folks but I am happy the way I am!

5. No I don't want to have your babies. I have a kid already. I am happily sterile now.

6. If you need a wife for the purpose of becoming a US citizen...we can negotiate..but only if you are not completely stupid and are willing to take care of me financially.

7. I am not sweet. Knowing this will save you time.
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